summer school rant

 Chainsaw character

Chainsaw was a 24 year old man who after seeing his former high school mates graduate college, decided he would go back to school to get his GED (Adult high school, which is the 'high school' we see in the film). Chainsaw's character dropped out of high school when he was around 15 or 16 (late 1970s) but after seeing some of his friends from his youth graduate college, and with him hitting his mid 20s decided he would give school another try so in this film he is an adult high school student trying to get his GED

His brain was fully developed at this point since he was 24 so maybe thats why he seems smarter than 19 year old Courtney Thorne Smith, Kelly Jo Minter, Gary Riley etc

What grade

They are 20-30 year old grown adults who went back to school to get their GEDs. They are in Adult high school (like my mom went to briefly in the mid 1980s). 

These are not 9-12 grade high school students and they are not 'teens'. Courtney Thorne Smith's character was a 19 year old who went back to school (i.e adult high school) to get her GED so she could go to University . Her character dropped out of high school at 16 (in about 1983/1984)

THis is canon and true

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These were 20-30 year old adults in ADULT high school going back to school to ge

by jasongrk1 » just now(March 26, 2025 05:06 PM) | Reply | permalink

Member since January 25, 2025

The 'high school students' were so old in this film (20s, 30s etc) I am going to force the people who made this movie to retcon these 'students' so instead of them being 'teen' high schoolers and have them retroactively be 20 -30 something adults who went back to school via adult high school over that summer to get their GED .

So I will make these students retroactively 'adult high school' students. It has to be done because there is no way any sane person can look at these students and think they are in their teens

It is an insult to real teens to have grown adults approiate teenage bodies in this film. I will die for this cause and I don't care what I must do to make this retcon happen. I am ready to die for this. I am dead serious

I will hunt down all the former actors and actresses from this film at their homes and force them to agree to this plan. I will start at Kelly Jo Minter's home. I plan to go to her home real soon (i know her daily schedule and where she lives), then I will go to Dean Cameron's home, Ken Olandt's home, Fabiana Udenio's home , Richard Steven Horvitz's home, etc. I will force them to retroactively say their characters in Summer School were adults over 21 who were adult high school students trying to get their GEDs through summer school

I will then go to the studio who made this film in Hollywood and force them to retcon the film to say these were adult high school students in their 20s/30s going back to school to get their GEDs over that summer

If I have to use violence and force to do so I will. With violence being acceptable nowadays, no one under 40 will criticize me (if they do I will hurt them)

Jason G K (try and stop me I am dead seriosu)